Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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* A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for, so he ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple, seeing how utterly wondrous the two have become, make their wish to become beautiful also, and the man at the end laughs even louder. One after another, the people wish for the same thing. The closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?" The man says, "Make them all ugly again!"

* A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

* WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WORK AND PRISON...

Maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON You get three meals a day.
AT WORK You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.

IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required by you.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Really Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013