Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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*A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why ofcourse," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62.
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

* In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.
So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!!!"
At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind a figured that we was friends."

*One day a American, Jacob, and his friend, Bubba, decided to take a tour of Europe. They arrived in England and started site seeing around town. Everywhere that they went, people would shout out "Hello Bubba!" Bubba would just nod, or say hello back. They continued on to France, and the situation was the same. Everyone would call out to Bubba. Well Jacob was very curious about this, and that night he talked to Bubba.

"Bubba, everyone here and in England seem to know you so well, what gives?

"Oh, I'm just popular, that's all."
It seemed like a odd explanation, but Jacob let it drop. The next day, they visited Germany. Again, everybody was saying hello to Bubba, and Jacob just couldn't understand, so he mentioned to Bubba again.
"Bubba, come on man, what gives? People in three different nations are calling out to you."
"They just know me, that's all. I'm very well networked."
Once again, Jacob let it drop at that.
On the next day, they went through Italy. And wouldn't you know it, everyone called out to Bubba by name. Jacob couldn't stand it any longer.
"Bubba, what is going on?"
"Nothing, they just know me, that's all. Everybody does."
"Everybody? No way."
"Yes Jacob, everybody. Look, tomorrow, we're going to visit the Vatican, right? I'll get myself a private audience with the Pope to prove it."
They made a small wager, and set out to the Vatican the next day. Then, Bubba disappeared for awhile. Later on, the Pope gave an appearance to the crowd that day, and at his right side, was none other than Bubba. Jacob was completely mystified. He picked up a conversation with the man next to him. "I can't believe it! Everywhere I go he knows everybody! And now he is standing up there!" Jacob cried up to the man. To which, the man replied, "You mean the man standing next to Bubba?"

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Super Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013