Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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Biography:

*Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!

*Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

*Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! 

*Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun. 

*Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ? 

*Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother's Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain!!!

* Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

* Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

*Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes In Hindi Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013