Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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* kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya, Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kha
Arz h..Tkdir me jo h whi Milega..HandsUp,Koi apni Jgah se nhi Hilega!!
Fir cashier se kha..
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo..Jo kuch b tmhre pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..Khabrdar,koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-2 kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

*Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements.Please do not send any further correspondence.No phone call shall be entertained.
ThanksBill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."Every1 was delighted. He continued"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyaYou do not meet - Aap to milte hi nahin hoour requirement - Humko to zarurat haiPlease do not send any further correspondence - Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahinNo phone call - Phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin haishall be entertained - Bahut khaatir ki jayegiThanks - Aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva :D :D :PpPpP

*Santa revisits d doctor..Doctor: Dawai pee li thi nahi? 

Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na? Patnt- are dr sahab peeliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha!

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Hindi Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013