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*One day a college professor was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron,
and if they were, they should stand.
After a minute a young man stood up.
The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.
The kid replied,
'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'.
*For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the
baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said,
"Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed,
"I think Mommy ate it!"
*A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.
"You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man.
"How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."
*Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked,
"When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you,
what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first man says,
"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second man says,
"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last man replies,
"I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"
*A young punker gets on the cross-town bus.
He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange.
His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags.
His legs are bare and he's without shoes.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat,
directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man:
"What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies:
"Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore,
and made love with a parrot.
I thought maybe you were my son."
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Jokes Names Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
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