Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
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* “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
* A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
* Once there was a husband named Harder living with his wife in a bungalow house. The door of the house has 2 holes.
One day they got bankrupt. The wife was carrying tons of boxes. When she was approaching the door, she slipped and her breasts got stuck in both holes of door.
A mail man arrived and wonder what’s that and thought it’s a doorbell and squeezed it. The wife screams and call for her husband, “Harder!”
So the mail man squeezed her breasts even harder while the wife keeps calling her husband.
A girl tells her mom that she is going out to have some french fries. She went out and had sex with a boy for an hour and came back Mother: “And how was were Girl: Mother: “I can see that, the mayonaise is dripping out of your mouth.”
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Free Funny Jokes Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
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