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* A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
* Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man.
Him – then its fine.
THIS IS Smartness...!!
* One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver
just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go
on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' - See more at:
http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html#sthash.8fqlERfv.dpuf
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver
just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go
on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' - See more at:
http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html#sthash.8fqlERfv.dpuf
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver
just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go
on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' - See more at:
http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html#sthash.8fqlERfv.dpuf
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's
the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver
just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go
on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' - See more at:
http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html#sthash.8fqlERfv.dpuf
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