Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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* Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. 

* the audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot...
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said....."Alright, good one but i can't take it any longer, what did you do with the ship???" 

* Little Jhonny Was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

* A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park. Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any naked photos of your wife?"
The man angrily says "certainly not".
Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes Of The Day Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013