Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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* A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

* Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."

* A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Jokes For Adults Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013