Friday 12 July 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

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Biography:

History of the Joke is a two-hour television special documentary film that premiered on February 18, 2008 on History.This special was hosted by Lewis Black and starred Mitch Fatel, Ed Galvez, George Carlin, Shelley Berman, Jimmy Carr, Jeff Dunham, Steve Byrne, Gallagher, Patton Oswalt, Aisha Tyler, Robin Williams, Brian Posehn, Greg Fitzsimmons, Gina Yashere, George Lopez, Lynne Koplitz, Kathy Griffin, Dave Attell, and Penn & Teller. In the show Lewis Black considers all of the different components of the perfect joke and all types of comedy, including physical comedy and slapstick. The jokes rangered from all types of subect matter: children jokes, race sex, and religion. The show is broken down into thirteen parts: comedy, physical comedy, timing is everything, improv, born funny?, ladies and gentlemen, dirty jokes, taboos, the bomb, hecklers, pain, the truth, and what is laughter? Professor Richard Wiseman is the scientific and psychological source of comedy and talks about his search for the world's funniest joke. The history of comedy from ancient Greek street performers, the masked performers of mid-16th century Italy to possibly the first female comedians from Shakespearean actresses (although there are little to no female actresses in Shakespearean times because all female roles were played by men) in English Restoration were all covered.

* Three men are captured by cannibals.
The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed.
So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up his butt without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So the man shoves the first one up and then a second one accept he winced so they killed him.
The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when he bursts out laughing and is killed.
In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst out laughing you could of made it?"
The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy come into the clearing with pineapples. 

* There was three guys getting on a plane, the first one had a sandwich, the second one had a bag of peanuts and the third one had a bomb.
While they were up in the air the pilot said that the plane was too heavy and if it didn't get any weight off of it it was going to crash.
So the first guy drops his sandwich off, but still wasn't enough, so he jumped off and lived, when he got down he saw this little girl crying and crying and he asked what was the matter and she said that a sandwich hit her on the head, so he said he was sorry.
Meanwhile up in the plane it was still too heavy so the second guy dropped his bag of peanuts off, but it still wasn't enough so he jumped off and lived, when he got down there he saw this little girl crying and crying, so he asked what was the matter and she said that a bag of peanuts hit her on the head, so he said he was sorry.
Meanwhile up in the plane it was still too heavy so the third guy dropped his bomb off but it still was too heavy so he jumped off and lived when he got down there he saw this little boy laughing and laughing and he asked the little boy what was so funny and he said I farted and a building blew up!!

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

Funny Joke Free Funny Photos Pictures Images 2013

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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